Two siblings were walking around in the woods.
"Hey, Lenka, I'm hungry." Rinto said.
"So am I," Lenka said, "But we only have one slice of bread. We should save it for when we're really hungry."
"But I'm really hungry," Rinto complained.
"Fine," Lenka sighed, giving Rinto the bread, "Here."
"Aren't you going to eat any?"
"No. If you're that hungry, you can have all of it. I don't mind."
Rinto gave Lenka half of the bread slice, "Here. I'm only going to eat if you will too."
So the two siblings ate their bread.
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Norway woke up leaning against a tree. She looked at the red cloak she was wearing "This does not suit me." she thought.
"Red is definitely not your color."
Norway looked up and saw Denmark staring at her. "So he's supposed to be the hunter, huh." she thought, "How fitting, considering the fact that he carries around a battle axe all the time." "Thanks for stating the obvious." she said, "And stop staring at me like that. You know it makes me nervous."
"Hey!" a voice called, "Get over here!"
Denmark and Norway ran over to where the voice was coming from, which happened to be a tower. And locked inside the tower was…
"Hungary?!" Denmark asked/yelled, "What the hell are you doing up there?!"
"Isn't it obvious?!" Hungary yelled back, "I'm trying to find a way out of this tower! But the door is locked and it's too dangerous to jump out the window. And this long hair is really annoying!"
Out of nowhere, someone yelled "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!"
"Who are you?!"
"I'm Ritsu— I mean Rikku! And I'm supposed to save you or something like that! But I don't even know you! So don't expect me to marry you after I save you!"
"I don't want to marry you anyways!"
"Good! Now let down your hair!"
"Not so fast!" Pinecone yelled, "Rapunzel is not leaving the tower!"
"Oh yes I am!" Hungary glared at Pinecone.
"No you aren't!" Pinecone then chanted a spell and sent a blast of magic towards Hungary, who deflected the attack with her frying pan. Said attack ended up hitting Norway instead, somehow turning Norway back into a guy and knocking him out.
While Hungary was staring in shock, Pinecone put a spell on Hungary, turning her into a guy.
"What the hell?!" Hungary yelled.
"Now that you don't have that long hair of yours anymore, nobody can help you now!" Pinecone laughed evilly.
Meanwhile, Denmark picked up Norway bridal style, and Hungary forgot that he was trying to get out of the tower, and started taking pictures.
Just then an old lady (actually, Suna dressed up as an old lady) glared at Denmark accusingly and yelled "What the hell did you do to my granddaughter?!" and thinking "Why do I have to be a grandma?!"
"This isn't what you think it is—"
Denmark started, but was interrupted by an angry Star-kun who was yelling at everyone.
"That's not how the story goes!"
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