PJO / Other Meme

List 10 characters (or people) in a random order.
1) Pineapple
2) Travis
3) Willy
4) Katie
5) Ai
6) Will
7) Malcolm
8) J
9) Hazel
10) Frank

You wake up to find [5] sitting next to your bed.
Me: *jumps in surprise* HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET HERE?! O.o
Ai: Went through the front door, duh.
Me: What the?? The front door is locked! With a lock and everything!
Ai: You don't need to know... (*mumbles* I kinda broke in by picklocking and stuff...*)
Me: Okay... *is totally befuddled*

After dealing with that, you go to get dressed and ready for your day ー only to have [4] invade your room and choose your clothes for you. No exception.
Me: Okay... This is getting freaky. First Ai, now you Katie... O.o WHY AND HOW DID YOU GET HERE?! O.o
Katie: I don't even know you... *leaves with a T-shirt and jeans laying on the bed*
Me: I DON'T EVEN OWN JEANS! MUCH LESS WEAR THEM! O.o *throws out the jeans, hopes they burn or go to someone who needs them, and goes to wear a pair of pants that are NOT jeans and wear the T-shirt on the bed*

Now that you're a fashion disaster ー or fashion win? ー you head to the kitchen and discover [8] making you breakfast.
Me: What the heck are you doing at my home?
J: I don't know. *Leaves*
Me: That totally counts as weird.

Oh crap! You missed the bus! Fortunately, [1] is here to give you a ride.
Pineapple: I can give you a ride!
Me: You can't drive.
Pineapple: Oh right. I totally forgot *sarcasm* My parent can give you a ride.
Me: Uh, no thanks. I'll just walk to the subway... O.o
Pineapple: Ok bye!

By some miracle you make it to school on time. Heading to your first class, you get a new seating arrangement and have to sit in the back with [6]. What goes on for the rest of the period?
Me: So... hi.
Will: Hi.
*Cue awkward silence...*

Study hall ー [9] is failing a class and is working on make-up homework next to you. They ask you for help and...?
Hazel: Hello.
Me: Hello Hazel.
Hazel: Can you help me? I don't understand this math question.
Me: Sure Hazel! *Helps Hazel*

Time for Physical Education! (Gym if you don't want to be technical) The class plays dodgeball and somehow you and [2] are the last two players on your team.
Travis: Time for the amazing Travis to throw the dodgeball!
Me: *facepalm*
Travis: *Hits a zig zag formation of people*
Me: Okay... *dodges a ball*
Travis: Haha! You are too amazed by the awesome *gets hit in the chest and falls backwards*
Me: Epic fail *hits the last person on the other team* WIN! :P

In the shower after gym, you find [7] in a towel making poses in the mirrors.
Me: *Walks away*

Hope you can sing ー it's time for experimental music! You walk into the class to find [3] rocking out on a tuba.
Me: You can play the tuba Willy? O.o AWESOME! :P XD
Willy: Uh thanks...

[10] is walking with you, when they suddenly "trip" and fall down a flight of stairs.
Frank: *Curses in Latin* Ugh, I'm such a klutz!
Me: It's okay...

Lunch! You're sitting with the usual group of [2], [9], and [5].
Travis, Ai, Hazel: Hi!
Me: Hi... O.o
Ai: So how's school? How's Emiko, Luka, Rin, Nyu, ... *lists a bunch of people*
Me: Uh fine. Luka dyed her hair. Remember Willy? Well he shaved his head. So did J. Oh school sucks.
Ai: HAHA!
Travis: And I was so awesome at dodgeball today Hazel that I cleaned the floor!
Hazel: Sure...
Ai: Yea right...
Me: You got hit in the chest and I had to knock down 10 more people! I gotta go. Bye!

Science class is about to start and you're doing a partner-required experiment today. But because someone is out sick, there are an odd number of students. [4] and [6] are fighting over who gets to be your partner.
Will: She is totally my partner Katie! Back off!
Katie: No way! She's my partner! Girls gotta stay together!
Me: You guys are partners! I am not working with any of you!

Free period! You head to the library only to find [1] having a secret "study session" with [8].
Me: Uh I see you guys are busy... bye! *walks away*
Pineapple & J: *confused*

Since the library is out of the question, you head to the computer lab instead ー where [7] is doing something totally school inappropriate on the Internet!!
Me: Malcolm!
Malcolm: *closes whatever and turns around* Hi! How long have you been staying there?
Me: Bye. *walks away*

Scarred for life, you head outside in hopes of finding some peace and quiet. Unfortunately, before you can settle, [3] and [10] find you.
Willy: Have you seen Pineapple and J?
Frank: Have you seen Hazel?
Me: Yes I have seen those two. Pineapple and J are having a secret "study sessions" *uses hands to show quotation marks on "study sessions"* in the library and no I have no seen Hazel...
Willy: Ok... bye! *walks off towards the library*
Frank: Oh ok... *walks away, stumbling*

Nothing got done during free period, so now you head to math class. But immediately you're tugged into the seat between [2] and [6], who are fighting with each other for some reason.
Travis: I so totally can get more girls than you!
Will: No you can't!
Travis: Yes I can! I'm "charming" Katie :P
Will: No you aren't! She hates you!
Travis: Hate is a strong word. She LOVES me!
Me: *walks away from their bickering*

End of math ー thank the heavens! On your way out, a rubber-band is shot against the back of your head. You turn around to see that [4] was the culprit.
Me: Why did you do that Katie?!
Katie: Those two buffoons *jabs her thumb behind her towards Travis and Will, who are still arguing* are talking about me right?
Me: No shnap Sherlock.
Katie: Ok. Good day.

Now for the last class of the day; art. Doing a pottery unit, you're casually working at your "pot" when [5], [7], and [9] start a mushy-clay fight
Me: Ai, Malcolm, Hazel! WHAT THE HADES IS GOING ON!
Malcolm: *whispers to Hazel: She said Hades!*
Ai: The machinery starting it! Then I accidently threw some at Hazel's direction which landed in Malcolm's hair and Malcolm threw some at Hazel who threw clay at me, etc.
Me: Okay...

The art teacher is making the entire class stay after to clean up the very messy room. You and [1] are paired off to be "cleaning buddies". Do you actually get any cleaning done?
Me: I want to go home so you better clean up!
Pineapple: Okay.

After the room has been satisfactorily cleaned, you're allowed to go home. [10] walks you home, since you missed the bus for the second time that day.
Me: I never knew you lived this way Frank.
Frank: I don't.
Me: Okay... *walks faster and turns*

Upon reaching your house, you spy [3] and [8] having a cardboard sword fight out front ー and [3] is losing.
J: Haha I'm betting you Willy.
Willy: Shut up J!
Me: Weird... O.o

Thinking you finally can get some relaxation, you go to sink into the couch ー only to have the doorbell ring. It's [9] and [10], here for a surprise group study!
Me: Uh, why are you here?
Hazel: We are here for a group study! Surprise!
Frank: Yea... *mumbles: and watching if you are a demigod or not*
Hazel: *jabs Frank*
Frank: Ow...

Homework is done! All that's left is dinner! And, low-and-behold, [6] is somehow in your kitchen, cooking.... something.
Me: What the heck are you doing here?
Will: I have no power at my place. Hazel and Frank invited me here.
Me: No way. Go to Hazel's or Frank's place, NOT MINE! *basically kicks Will out of the house*

Having eaten, you FINALLY can relax in peace, right? Wrong; [7] calls you to mope over something [3] did.
Me: Hello?
Malcolm: Hey *crackle* this kid name Willy beat me at a spelling contest! Such a disgrace to Athena... sorry *crackle* ...
Me: *Hangs up*

Lengthy phone calls over, you head upstairs to head to bed. But there's a problem with that... [4] is going through your underwear drawer.
Me: KATIE!!
Katie: Sorry, I was dared to.
Me: Out *Katie leaves*

Exhausted from such a long day, you sink into bed. However, the presence of another causes a disturbance in the force... Is that [2] looking through your window?
Me: WHAT THE HECK TRAVIS!! *makes sure the blinds are down and that no person can look in* *mumbles: I could of been changing or something...*

Back in bed, you're about to drift off when your neighbor, [8], starts blasting loud music next door.
Me: *Goes next door* J! SINCE WHEN DO YOU LIVE NEXT DOWN!!
J: Since whenever!
Me: Not the point! Some people want to sleep you know! TURN THE FREAKING MUSIC DOWN OR TURN IT FREAKING OFF!!
J: Ok ok sheesh.

Unable to sleep, you stare up at the ceiling andー HOLY KUMAJESUS, is that [1] staring down at you from a hole in the ceiling?!
Me: *jumps up in surprise* WHAT THE FREAKING HADES PINEAPPLE!
Pineapple: Hi.
Me: *throws a textbook, pillow, stuffed animal (what is that doing here?), etc. at the hole*
Pineapple: OW!
Me: Serves you right! HA!

At last, sleep starts to take you into it's arms. So warm, so comforting, so.... Real. Oh wait, it's not sleep holding you. It's [5].
Me: *screams and jumps* WHAT THE?! AI!!!
Ai: Sorry... *leaves*
Me: *secures every door, window, ceiling, floor before going back to bed*